Out of the Closet
Always keep your closets clean.
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I sometimes see zombies…. I have an unnatural fear a zombie apocolypse even though it’s not a rational thing to be afraid of. My husband is glad we sleep in seperate rooms when I have a zombie panic attack. Tehe. Er, I should explain that we have seperate rooms since we have seperate beds for comfort issues and not for problems, people tend to assume that. ^_^
I think it’s ironic she’s being told she’s too old to be seeing monsters in her closet considering her mom os a witch who is best friends with a tooth fairy who’s dating a werewolf!
Maybe there’s an age limit for monsters in closets?
I wonder what the monster looks like? Teehee. Now I have my own strange visual images.
When I was a kid, the linen closet in our house was directly across from my bedroom door. My dad’s a pretty clever guy, so he put a contact switch on the inside of that door to turn the light on whenever it opened. Great plan. The switch had a pretty strong spring on it though. Sometime in the night there would be an odd metallic *toink* noise, and the door across the hall would suddenly be outlined by the light from within. Remember the movie ‘Poltergiest’?
My parents never did clue in as to why I looked so tired all the time…..
I have a 4 foot tall nutcracker prince doll. It has giant nashing teeth and can be pretty intimidating. I’ve never had the nerve to do this, but slowly move it towards someone’s bed while they sleep and put a knife on it’s serving tray (it was a table too)with a little ketchup on the knife and let them wake up with that near their bed. XD
I’m normally OK but I do respond well to fiction:
e.g. Jurassic Park came out whilst I was at uni’. I decided to read the book before watching the film. The next few weeks I was constantly looking round corners in case there were dinosaurs there!
I saw The Ring at the cinema (lunch time edition) when it came out. I needed to phone a friend for an hour to get to sleep that night. {blush}
I’ve just re-read all the comments so:
Erin, your nutcracker idea reminds me of the Dr Who episode “Blink”. (It was written by the same guy who wrote the episode “The Empty Child”.)
Patti, I suspect her mum was refering to the rest of her room but, from what I remember of teenage life, you’re probably right on Louise’s reaction.
Cemalidor: So long as you don’t end up in the closet while seeking the restroom!
Erin/Francisco: I never saw “The Ring” but I ADORED “The BLINK” episode of Dr. Who. One of the best horror stories come to TV ever. I know I watched statues closely after seeing that. (The basement scene gave me chills.)
DadaHyena: OMG, I had a audio tape of “The Rats in the Walls.” I don’t remember who read it, but his voice was perfect and escalated in pitch in all the right places. (And yes, I’d rather have monsters than mice. We had field mice trying to nest on the back porch last fall…*shudder*)
Here’s the season that contains it:
http://www.amazon.com/Doctor-Who-Complete-David-Tennant/dp/B000UVV2GA/
(I would advise you not to read the reviews as the very first one gives spoilers to the episode in question (it’s a lot more fun when you don’t already know what’s going to happen),
I confess that, when I mentioned it, I watched the episode on Google:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCndqkETn3I&feature=PlayList&p=2999DFC4DA9C11D1&index=0&playnext=1
It is different in nature to other Dr Who episodes. Here’s a more typical episode:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzaxo1EzAUw&feature=PlayList&p=45DE627E0BB5128F&index=10&playnext=11&playnext_from=PL
Or even the previous episode:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEuaaWzQMkk&feature=PlayList&p=45DE627E0BB5128F&index=5&playnext=6&playnext_from=PL




















No, she isn’t –I didn’t stop seeing monsters in my closet until I was about 17 or so. (Different monsters appeared by then – in the form of my geometry teacher!)